We love a good yarn over a nice cuppa. Give us a shout before you pop by so we can get the custard cremes/boubons in. Or let us know if you'd like us to pop over to you - we do have portable biscuit capability as required.
We even have a phone number that isn't one of our mobile phones. Legit.
It's worth pointing out that you shouldn't feel worried or uncomfortable as a result of us not having any 'zany' facts about our 'mis-fit/pirate' staff and their bafflingly interesting quirks. If you're looking for this kind of thing, you should just ring John and he'll make some stuff up on the spot.